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Thursday, April 22nd, 2004
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Tuesday, April 20th, 2004
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Saturday, April 17th, 2004
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Thursday, February 12th, 2004
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Friday, December 5th, 2003
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i'm keeping this journal for the sentimental value. however, i don't want anyone listing me as a friend. if i see you listing me as a friend, i will come over to your house and scream at you. my scream is very high-pitched and loud, i'm just warning you.
love,
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Comments: Read 12 or Add Your Own.
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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003
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Monday, December 1st, 2003
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HEY. i'm contended now.
i have bangs now and i HATE THEM. good thing hair grows fast.
that's it. switch on over if you wanna.
p.s. so far december has been extremely awful, so please, little month, don't explode upon me. or perhaps i should tell myself this.
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Comments: Read 4 or Add Your Own.
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Sunday, November 30th, 2003
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i'm leaving this name soon. it was lovely, thank you.
AND:
my new screen name on the old a-i-m IS:
a wrong tense
you won't be seeing me here, so please add this to your little list. i'm pretty nice to talk to if you've gotten my attention.
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Saturday, November 29th, 2003
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this journal has become an exercise in solitary exhibitionism. i'll be carrying my camera along with me from now on, so hold on to your pants. last night i was expecting to take many photos of various degrees of debauchery, however, the following happened.
1. i was sad because nobody wanted to go out
2. i was annoyed because nobody was answering the phone
3. i was angry because i had nothing to do
4. i was complacent because i ate the rest of my biscuits
in other news, i am in love with the heir to the vanderbilt/whitney fortune because when he was in high school he used to "go into the woods and climb up to the very tops of trees and make strange noises." that and he's just all wide-eyed and sad looking. oh hell, he's just on major amounts of valium and feel sorry for him. i think he loathes being rich.
p.s. if anyone wants to drop me from their friends list, please do so now. fall cleaning, folks. no hard feelings.
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Comments: Read 22 or Add Your Own.
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Friday, November 28th, 2003
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YEAH, AGAIN! powered by audblog
for your listening pleasure out in livejournal land. my voice cracks like a boy's, but i probably have the sense of humor of an adolescent boy ANYWAY, so it goes with the package.
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Comments: Read 5 or Add Your Own.
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Thursday, November 27th, 2003
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| Time: | 1:26 am. |
| Music: | conan o'brien. |
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i want a glockenspiel for christmas. i love the sound of this little instrument. i can totally see myself playing the glockenspiel, composing songs upon it and such. i also want a real melodica. and a banjo! and i realized that steve martin probably does play the eukelele in the jerk because he's really a fantastic banjo player.
also, here are two news stories for you, perhaps better than the fake fellatio story:
i want to sign up for the clincal trial for the the orgasmatron. the stuff of woody allen films becomes reality. i love it.
the wonderful emily linked this first. love is a drug. [where can i get some?]
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Comments: Read 10 or Add Your Own.
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Wednesday, November 26th, 2003
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| Time: | 3:44 pm. |
| Music: | it's there - all girl summer fun band. |
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new video! i suggest you download this one if you can because whattayaknow, you can actually see me this time.
bathroom: redux
i should create a website to put all this multimedia up. next thing you know i'll be writing scripts and shooting mini movies on my digital camera. oh, man, i've got too much time on my hands.
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Comments: Read 8 or Add Your Own.
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Monday, November 24th, 2003
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Sunday, November 23rd, 2003
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Friday, November 21st, 2003
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| Time: | 10:07 am. |
| Music: | cat power - half of you. |
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i was going to do the picture survey but i'm an ultimately lazy person. however, in looking at sarah's survey it made me realize i have a wonderful and new[old] favorite show. LAUGH IN. i am obsessed with it, mainly because of the young goldie hawn. i love her on there, perhaps because i've realized my humor runs akin to hers. goldie, she seems to be innocently bewildered most of the time, and i suppose it's one of her most endearing qualities. i'm not a big fan of the later goldie, but coming out of the 60's she was just fantastic.
plus, i aspire to obtain goldie hawn's hair circa her laugh in years, or at least the brunette version.
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Thursday, November 20th, 2003
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Wednesday, November 19th, 2003
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| Time: | 7:18 am. |
| Music: | nico - these days. |
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yesterday i threw up way too much for my own good. i'm trying to think back to what i ate over the weekend but cannot really remember what would've harmed me so. luckily this morning i woke up feeling better.
while watching i love the 80's strikes back, i realized i have a gigantic crush on michael ian black. it isn't even that i'm attracted to him, it's just that he's the reason i watch the show. it's kind of like my crush on tracy morgan. GOD i love tracy morgan.
p.s. it's SNOWING!!!
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Monday, November 17th, 2003
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if i still ate hot dogs, this would be like, the best thing EVER. right now it's a bit disconcerting, though. kind of like how many people list themselves as being in an open marriage on friendster. is it that easy? can you give me some tips on getting someone to propose?
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